Midnight Snack
u so hot merry me & i fuk u good
Anonymous

thebootydiaries:

smh animated GIF

u need to go to church 

hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.



from mean to cute

hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

from mean to cute

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

perks-of-being-chinese:

bellesexual:

#nintendogsmemories is trending on twitter and

image

if this is not a gpoy then your childhood was wrong

#childhood

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

missthneed:

bill cipher being beyond the gender binary or not even understanding it??

bill wearing dresses and skirts while people are like “uh those are for girls” “yet here i stand an immortal being and im wearing one.”

people like “whats ur gender” and bill like “triangle??? who told you you could talk to me??”

nonbinary bill cipher

nasturbate:

this picture started a revolution

nasturbate:

this picture started a revolution

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram